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About Dr. Chris

A board certified anesthesiologist who has butted heads with surgeons across the nation, Dr. Chris is a blunt straight-talker. He won't hold back, can't be intimidated, and doesn't care who might be offended. Now retired from clinical practice, he makes his living as a medical writer at MinaMedCom . You can find his movie reviews at Hate All The Movies , and for the main portal to all things Dr. Chris, check out Dr. Chris TV.

James Stewart in Vertigo

60 Years Later, Vertigo is Still a Superb Film

First released in 1958, Vertigo returned to the big screen for a limited engagement to celebrate its 60th anniversary. Considered one of Alfred Hitchcock’s best works, it consistently ranks among the greatest movies of all time.

In the opening scene, Detective John Ferguson (James Stewart) discovers he has a crippling fear of heights and watches a policeman plummet to his death. Traumatized, he retires. He is soon contacted by an old friend, Gavin Elster (Tom Helmore), and hired to follow Elster’s wife, Madeleine (Kim Novak). Elster is convinced that Madeleine’s dead great-grandmother is trying to possess her, and he fears for her safety. Ferguson reluctantly takes the job, and over the course of a couple of days becomes obsessed with Madeleine.

What follows is a brilliantly scripted psychological thriller. Fear of heights might feature prominently, but we gradually learn that Ferguson’s issues go far deeper than that. Stellar performances from Stewart and Novak do more than justice to the script. Appearing relatively normal on the surface, their interactions create an understated but devastatingly effective sense of bizarre creepiness.

James Stewart and Kim Novak in Vertigo

James Stewart and Kim Novak. IMDb.com

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Tomb Raider: Some Things are Better Left Buried

The first question that comes to mind is “What did you expect from a remake of a movie based on a video game?” My expectations were actually quite low, but Tomb Raider still failed to meet them. (Warning: There are some spoilers ahead. That is, if a movie this generic and predictable can truly be spoiled.)

Lara Croft (Alicia Vikander) refuses to accept that her long-missing father (Dominic West) is truly dead. She is eventually presented with a puzzle box that provides clues to the location of Lord Croft’s secret study where all the archeological research is kept. She rummages through his stuff, finds the location of the ancient treasure he left to pursue 7 years earlier, and decides to retrace his steps in hopes of finding him.

Alicia Vikander finds the secret study in Tomb Raider

Alicia Vikander. IMDb.com

The plot couldn’t be more generic, only exists to move Lara from one action sequence to the next, and in certain key areas simply makes no sense. Case in point – given the nature of what’s in the tomb, why on earth would anyone go to the trouble of constructing an insanely complicated series of traps to guard it when an easier and far more effective strategy would be to simply bury it under tons and tons of rock? Continue reading →

Death Wish (2018)

Another month, another remake. This time, it’s Charles Bronson’s iconic Death Wish, with Bruce Willis taking on the lead role of Paul Kersey. An architect living in New York in the 1974 film, Kersey has been transformed into a trauma surgeon living in Chicago. Let’s just get this out of the way – pretty much every medical-related scene is complete BS. Please, Hollywood, if you insist on making your protagonist a medical professional, at least make a minimal effort to create plausible approximations of medical procedures. Suffice it to say that if I’m ever shot, I NEVER want to be taken to Dr. Paul Kersey’s emergency room.

The plot relies a little too heavily on happy coincidences. The right person carrying the right item gets shot at the right time and comes into the right hospital’s ER during Kersey’s shift a little too often to suit me. And the place is quite blasé about patients’ belongings. I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised about that. A hospital that runs emergencies as incompetently as this one does probably wouldn’t have a big problem with staff looting bodies and rummaging through dead patients’ stuff.

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Alden Ehrenreich, Woody Harrelson, and Emilia Clarke in Solo A Star Wars Story

Solo: A Star Wars Story – We Finally Have a Trailer, and It’s Not Looking Good

Solo: A Star Wars Story has been plagued by production problems for almost a year now. The original directors were fired over creative differences well into principal photography. Ron Howard was brought in to take over and reportedly reshot most of it. There has been rampant speculation that the lack of a trailer was a sign of impending disaster. Now, finally, less than four months before release, we have our first trailer. You can see it for yourself here. It is not at all encouraging.

It would be easy to confuse this with a fan-made effort. You would expect more polish from a studio giving the public their very first look at a film scheduled for release over Memorial Day weekend. Take “Star Wars” out of the title, and you have a generic, pedestrian sci-fi movie – possibly entertaining in a mindless way, but nothing special. Put “Star Wars” back in the title, and you have a crass Disney cash grab.

Alden Ehrenreich has none of the cool cockiness we expect from Han Solo, unless you envision young Solo as a smug, insufferable millennial. Emilia Clarke has just enough screen time to remind us that she can’t act to save herself. This thing has train wreck written all over it.

Paddington 2

Paddington 2 opens with Paddington settled into a nice life with the Brown family. His Aunt Lucy’s 100th birthday is coming up, and he wants to give her a present fit for the occasion. Her dream had always been to visit London, and when Paddington finds an old popup book of London landmarks, he becomes determined to find a job, earn some money, and buy the book. Unfortunately, the book is stolen, Paddington is wrongfully blamed, and suddenly the loveable little bear is doing hard time in a British prison. But within days, the perpetually cheerful and optimistic Paddington has converted the prison kitchen into a fancy bakery. Seems a lot of the prisoners remember their grand mum’s recipe for one pastry or another. Hey, it’s a kid’s movie, and that’s simply the sort of thing that happens. Back at home, the Brown family tries mightily to find the real thief and clear Paddington’s name.

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