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Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald wastes no time establishing that logic, internal consistency, and coherent storytelling have no place in this film. The opening sequence is Grindelwald (Johnny Depp) escaping prison in a torrent of garish, entirely too darkly rendered CGI. There was no real attempt to have it make any sense. The thin plot called for Grindelwald to escape, so he did.

Very shortly thereafter, we learn that Credence (Ezra Miller) didn’t die at the end of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them. No attempt at all to give a reason, just a bland statement that he survived. And the memory wipe at the end of the first film didn’t work on Jacob Kowalski (Dan Fogler). That’s right, it simply didn’t work. Men in Black II at least had the decency to come up with a weird but plausible (in the movie’s universe, anyway) method for Agent Kay to get his memories back after being wiped, but not Fantastic Beasts. Couldn’t be bothered, Kowalski’s memory wipe just didn’t work. Continue reading

Kenneth Branagh Delivers a Tepid Remake of Murder on the Orient Express

Another week, another remake. Kenneth Branagh both directs and stars in the latest adaptation of Agatha Christie’s Murder on the Orient Express. Based on the novel published in 1934, this film, like many works in the mystery genre, relies on a series of wild logical leaps, critical information pulled out of nowhere when the plot requires it, evidence that would never stand up in court, and the tendency of suspects to blurt out confessions at the drop of a hat. The story has been kicking around for over 80 years and has been subjected to numerous adaptations, so no one is likely to be surprised by the outcome. The question for a film like this is: Do the actors and director tell the familiar story in an entertaining way?

The ingredients are certainly there. In addition to Branagh as the famous detective Hercule Poirot, the film features a talent-rich ensemble cast including Penelope Cruz, Derek Jacobi, Michelle Pfeiffer, Judi Dench, and Willem Dafoe. Unfortunately, Branagh, wearing his director’s hat, largely wastes them. Continue reading