{"id":52,"date":"2016-04-12T00:57:04","date_gmt":"2016-04-12T07:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/drchris.tv\/movies\/?p=52"},"modified":"2018-09-20T12:44:13","modified_gmt":"2018-09-20T19:44:13","slug":"hardcore-henry-a-90-minute-lets-play-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/drchris.tv\/movies\/2016\/04\/12\/hardcore-henry-a-90-minute-lets-play-video\/","title":{"rendered":"Hardcore Henry<\/em>, a 90 Minute Let’s Play Video"},"content":{"rendered":"

To be fair, the trailer makes no pretense that the movie is anything more than watching someone else play a first-person shooter for an hour and a half. That\u2019s the gimmick. Still, I went in hoping that there was more to it than just that one gimmick. Sadly, there wasn\u2019t. After a title sequence consisting of brutal violence in extreme close-up, the movie opens much like a standard shooter would. The titular character\u00a0wakes up, is given a briefing, and has various body parts activated.<\/p>\n

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Courtesy of STX Entertainment<\/p><\/div>\n

From there, it\u2019s an almost relentless assault of nonstop action, most of it graphic and fairly ridiculous, much like the video game genre it mimics. Unfortunately, the story is almost nonexistent. In fact, most actual first-person shooters have more story to them than this movie. Video games at least attempt to give you some reason to care about the character you\u2019re controlling and the mission that needs to be accomplished. This movie not only fails to do both, it barely even tries.<\/p>\n

With no story or empathy for the characters to rely on, the movie attempts to keep the audience engaged by continuously ramping up the WTF factor. I gave up any hope of coherence when the sword wielding dominatrices randomly appeared in the middle of a gun battle rampaging through a brothel. And things managed to get even weirder after that.<\/p>\n

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Courtesy of STX Entertainment<\/p><\/div>\n

This is not to say that the movie is totally devoid of entertainment value. The aforementioned WTF moments provide periodic injections of bizarre humor. One sequence in particular was so randomly nonsensical that I thought I might be watching a Monty Python sketch, complete with a British army officer, and I couldn\u2019t help giggling throughout.<\/p>\n

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Sharlto Copley stars in HARDCORE HENRY
Courtesy of STX Entertainment<\/p><\/div>\n

In another brief scene with three people arguing and talking over each other in Russian, the subtitles are unreadably piled on top of one another to mimic the incomprehensible verbal torrent. I thought that was kind of clever. And, as in many video games, there is scantily clad eye candy to be had. Did I mention sword wielding dominatrices in a brothel?<\/p>\n

In the end, though, the first-person gimmick gets old pretty fast, and the humor isn\u2019t funny enough or often enough to carry the load. It would have been a great 10 to 15 minute short, but there just isn\u2019t enough there for a feature length film.<\/p>\n

I wouldn\u2019t recommend paying the money to see this in a theater. However, fortified with your favorite refreshing beverage and with a group of friends over to give it the Mystery Science Theater 3000<\/em> treatment, it might make for a fun evening at home when the DVD comes out.<\/p>\n

Overall rating: 5\/10. Add a point or two if you see it at home with rowdy friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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